SHIPS ARE FEMALES-ALWAYS

Just a little light hearted read for you!!

WHY IS A SHIP CALLED A SHE?

A ship is called a 'she' because there is always a great deal of bustle around her;

there is usually a gang of men about,

she has a waist and stays;

it takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking;

it is not the initial expense that breaks you, it is the upkeep;

she can be all decked out;

it takes an experienced man to handle her correctly;

and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely un-controllable.

She shows her topsides, hides her bottom and,

when coming into port, always heads for the buoys.